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Earlier today, I served as the “young woman’s voice” in a panel of local experts at a Girl Scouts speaking event. One question for the panel was something to the effect of, "Should parents read their daughter’s texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?"

I…

kasumychan

carryonmy-assbutt:

tomrun:

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

jaclcfrost:

counting-sinful-stars:

jaclcfrost:

i just want a deadpool movie

And all that would happen is him jumping through different superhero movies. Interacting with the others and annoying them mercilessly

i’d pay for tickets for that. i’d fund that directly

and he occasionally turns to the camera to talk to the audience

can spiderman make a cameo appearance?

what do you mean cameo, spiderman’s the love interest 

becausenerdshavestandards
  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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fandom-orgy:

icarusmask:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones
dont get me wwrong i lovve em just
dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp


otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


AHAHAHA
OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik



you guy’s are forgetting other potential ships here!



WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

fandom-orgy:

icarusmask:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

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otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

image

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

image

you guy’s are forgetting other potential ships here!

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WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE